— Jessica M., Portland

Hey You!
So, you know your way around your adult toys.
You've been there, done that and came back with stories that would make your granny blush.
Your nightstand drawer is basically a pleasure museum at this point…
But you STILL clicked on the ad that brought you here.
Which means 1 thing:
You're here because something's missing.
Here's what nobody tells you:
Even your best toy is only working with 30% of the nerves in your pleasure zones.
And that missing 70%?
That's the difference between "nice" and "Where the F has this been all my life?"
So before you close this tab and go back to what’s good enough....
Let us show you what you've been missing.
But first…
Your bullet hits your clit.
Your dildo fills you up.
Your wand vibrates externally.
Each of your toys is a one-trick-pony.
And here's the kicker:
You need a different beast entirely:
That gives you 3 different sensations at once.
"I Already Have Toys. Why Would I Buy Another?"
When it comes to pleasure, you need a jack of all trades – not another master of one. A high-quality, sturdy and travel-friendly toy that you can use solo or with a partner – for YEARS to come.
A few years ago, we both hit the same wall.
Between the two of us…
We counted 21 different sexual wellness toys.
Budget picks. Luxury brands. The viral ones. The "game-changers."
Did we get off?
Kinda. Sometimes.
Did we get mind-blowing, full-body, leg-shaking Os?
No, not really.
Because every toy did 1 thing only…
Or was of poor quality…
Or simply overpriced and not really worth it.
We kept texting each other:
"Why can’t we have something nice for once?"
Finally we said screw it.
If no one's solving this, we will.
Two years of testing. 130 women trying prototypes. Lots of "research."
Triple Vibe was born.
For women who know what good feels like—
And want to know what incredible feels like.
💛 Pauline & Johanna

Triple Vibe comes with 3 independent motors doing what your drawer full of toys can't:
Work together. Simultaneously. Without you coordinating.
This mimics 3 different sensations:
Licking motion that mimics actual oral…
Soft, rhythmic pulses on your clit that build instead of overwhelm.
Thrusting action that finds your G-spot and stays there…
Deep, targeted pressure VS randomly poking around hoping to hit something.
And rumbly vibration that connects everything into waves of pleasure.
Use them individually or – if you’re brave – at the SAME time.
The C-shape locks all in position while you kick back and enjoy.
With 20 adjustable intensity levels from "gentle warm-up" to "lemme call in sick tomorrow"...
8-11 hour battery that outlasts you by miles…
And soft medical-grade silicone that feels luxe and like the real thing…
Triple Vibe turns you into a Goddess of Pleasure…
And It outperforms your $200 vibe every time.
This is the upgrade after you've tried everything else.
Soft, rhythmic pulses that mimic actual oral.
Starts gentle. Builds gradually. Feels just like being eaten out.
Deep, targeted pressure that finds your G-spot and stays there.
(Not that weird poking your dildo does.)
Good ole PIV. This bad boy will go as far as you allow him to.
Makes you ask – what the hell your other toys are made of?
Soft and smooth as silk. Won't harbor bacteria or weird smells.
From "gentle warm-up" to "can't remember my own name."
It has more stamina than all your exes combined.
No more dying right when you're 30 seconds away.
Quieter than your electric toothbrush.
Your roommate/partner/thin walls won't know a thing.
Shower. Bath. Easy cleanup. No stress.
Locks in position once you've got it where you need it.
No repositioning mid-session while you're trying to get off!



Our Promise to YOU
Try the Triple Vibe for 60 days.
If you don't love it, send it back for a complete refund.
No questions, no hassles, no small print.
🔒60 Day Money Back Guarantee
87,000 Satisfied Customers
4.8 Average Rating
Ranked #1 By Independent Testers
I've used toys for years. This was differentI wasn't ready. 45 seconds and I was done.
Thought I'd found my holy grail with an expensive brand. Then I tried simultaneous stimulation. There's no going back.
10+ years of toy play. Finally had a real blended orgasm. It's not hype. It's just... completely different.
Literally messaged her'WHERE HAS THIS BEEN?' She ordered one immediately. We're both converts now.
My boyfriend holds it in place while we're going. The orgasms are insane. He's into it almost more than I am!
Spent so long thinking I needed more power or better quality. I just needed everything stimulated at once. Simple as that.
Look, we’re not some huge corporation with massive marketing budgets.
We’re just 2 gals who built something AMAZING…
And we need you to try it and tell your friends.
Right now we’re practically giving these away at 37% OFF…
Because we know once you experience triple stimulation properly…
You’ll become our biggest fan.
But we can’t lose money forever.
Once word spreads even more, this price goes back to full retail.
Grab yours now and spend the money saved on YOU.
When you say yes to the Triple Vibe, you’re getting far more than just another toy.
You’re saying yes to pleasure, self-care and your newly-found sensuality.
Thrusting for your G-spot, licking for your clitoris, and vibration to bring it all together. One simple toy that does the work of three.
Explore at your own pace — from soft and gentle to powerful and wild.
Smooth, flexible, and medical-grade. 100% waterproof, easy to clean, and made to fit comfortably.
Long-lasting battery life so it’s ready whenever you are.
Your privacy is fully protected — plain box, plain billing.
Straight to your door at no extra cost.
Love it, or simply return it. You’re fully protected with our satisfaction guarantee.
Right now, you can claim the Triple Vibe at a special early-access price —
and receive these GIFTS as a thank-you for trusting us:
✔️ Free & Fast Shipping – discreet, quick, and on us
✔️ Risk-Free Guarantee – try it, explore it – and return it if it’s not for you.
…But Please Be Warned
Because this is an early-access offer, stock is limited.
We can’t promise this price (or these bonuses) will be available again.
If your body’s been craving more pleasure, more release, more fun…
This is the moment to say YES to your inner Sex Goddess.
This is the moment to say YES to Triple Vibe.
Limited to 100 orders or until
— whichever comes first. If you see the checkout page, your order is reserved. If not, the offer may have closed.
This is a one-time purchase. There are NO hidden fees or subscriptions. Just your new favorite toy, delivered discreetly.