Meet #1 Toy Made for Women Who've Never Tried One Before

Hey lady,

So... you've been thinking about getting your first toy.

Maybe you feel like you’ve been missing out.

Maybe you need a new type of stimulation.

Or maybe you have seen an n-th post on adult toys on Instagram…

And wondering what all the fuss is about.

Here's the thing:

Most women's first experience with a toy is... honestly?

Pretty meh.

You buy something that looks promising, get all excited…

But then it's either too intense or just keeps buzzing like an angry bee while you think:

"...really? This is it?"

I've been there. We've ALL been there.

But what if I told you it doesn't have to be like that?

"Okay But Seriously, Will This Be Awkward AF?"

Look, I'm not gonna lie to you.

The first time you use ANY toy feels a little weird.

But only for like 30 seconds.

Then your body takes over and you stop overthinking.

Here’s what you should look for in a toy:

• Super soft - like actually pleasant to touch
• Starts gentle - not like getting electrocuted
• One button - because who needs a PhD to figure out pleasure?
• Work with your body - instead of fighting against it

You don't need to be a sex goddess to deserve pleasure.

You just need the right tool for the job.

Let's Talk About The Stuff Probably On Your Mind…

🤫 "What if my roommate/parents/neighbor finds out?"

The packaging looks like you ordered skincare. And this thing is quieter than your hair straightener. Your secret stays YOUR secret.

😳 "What if I don't... you know... get there?"

90% of women don't climax from basic vibrators. That's not your fault - those toys just suck. This one hits multiple spots at once because that's how your body actually works.

🍆 "What if it hurts or feels gross?"

It's made from the same medical-grade silicone they use for baby bottle nipples. Plus you control every single thing - speed, intensity, pressure. If something doesn't feel good, you just... don't do that.

🔒 "What if I become addicted and can't finish with a real person?"

That's like saying learning to drive will make you forget how to walk. Using toys actually helps you figure out what you like so you can tell partners what works.

👇 "What if it's too much money for something I might not even like?"

You get two whole months to try it. TWO MONTHS. If you hate it, send it back. But spoiler alert - you're not gonna hate it.

Hi, We're Pauline & Johanna
(AKA The Women Who Got Fed Up)

A couple years ago, Pauline was dealing with the world's messiest breakup and decided it was time to figure out what SHE actually liked in bed.

Johanna was hitting her late 30s and finally done putting everyone else's needs before her own orgasms.

So we both went on this mission to find good toys.

And what did we find?

A bunch of plastic garbage designed by men who clearly have never seen a vagina up close.

Everything was either:

• Scary looking
• Buzzy and annoying
• Too expensive
• Made from materials that smelled like a gas station
• Or just... didn't work

We kept texting each other like:

"WHY IS THIS SO HARD? Why does every toy feel like punishment instead of pleasure?"

Finally we said screw it.

If we want something that actually works for women's bodies…

We're gonna have to make it ourselves!

Two years of research, testing (yes, lots and lots of "testing") ;)...

And working with actual design experts later…

Triple Vibe was born.

We made it for women like us.

Women like you.

Women who deserve better.

💛 Pauline & Johanna

Meet Your New Bestie: The Triple Vibe

What Makes Triple Vibe Different

Most toys do ONE thing: vibrate.

That's it.

Which is why they're boring as hell after 5 minutes.

The Triple Vibe does 3 things at once:

👅 Licking - Soft, teasing motions on your clit

🍆 Thrusting - Deep, rhythmic pressure for your G-spot

💫 Vibrating - Connects everything together in waves

What Makes Triple Vibe Your Ideal First Toy

• You can use just 1 a time while you figure things out
• Or combine them when you're ready for your mind to be blown
• 20 adjustable settings so you can work your way up
• Easy to use (1 button controls everything)

The Devil is in the Details
(Why This Actually Works)

The Licking Motion: Soft, rhythmic pulses that mimic getting eaten out. Starts gentler than a whisper and builds to whatever intensity makes your toes curl. No harsh buzzing that numbs you out.

The Thrusting Action: Deep, targeted pressure that actually finds your G-spot and stays there. None of that random poking around hoping to hit something good.

The Vibration: Connects everything together in waves that build naturally. Not overwhelming motor noise - actual pleasure waves.

Medical-Grade Silicone: Softer than silk, warmer than plastic, safer than anything else on the market. Won't harbor bacteria or weird smells like cheaper toys.

20 Intensity Levels: From "barely there" to "can't remember my own name." Most beginners never go past level 5, but it's nice to know you have options.

8-Hour Battery Life: Goes longer than you do. Charges fully in 2 hours, lasts for weeks of regular use.

Whisper-Quiet Motor: Quieter than your electric toothbrush. Use it with roommates at home – nobody will be able to tell.

100% Waterproof: Shower play, easy cleaning, no stress about getting it wet.

One-Button Control: Press to turn on. Press to cycle through settings. Hold to turn off. That's it.

Why Other Toys Leave You Disappointed
(And How We Fixed That)

Most vibrators:

• Only buzz in one spot (boring after 2 minutes)
• Too intense from the start (painful, not pleasurable)
• Made from cheap materials (smell weird, feel gross)
• Die mid-session (worst timing ever)
• Complicated controls (mood killer)
• Look like medical devices (not exactly sexy)

The Triple Vibe:

• 3 sensations working together or individually
• Builds gradually from gentle to intense
• Premium silicone that feels luxe
• Battery lasts for hours
• 1 button does everything
• Beautiful design (hey, women are visual beings, too!)

Hey! Stop Browsing & Start Climaxing (From the Get-Go)

Today's Price: $154 → $97

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Limited to 100 orders or until

— whichever comes first. If you see the checkout page, your order is reserved. If not, the offer may have closed.

👉 Yes, I'm Ready for Big O's

This is a one-time purchase.

There are NO hidden fees or subscriptions — just discreet shipping and your new favorite toy, delivered straight to your door.

There are NO hidden fees or subscriptions — just discreet shipping and your new favourite toy, delivered straight to your door.

You’re Protected by Our 60-Day Money Back Guarantee

Zero Risk & All Reward

See What Other “First-Time Ladies” Are Saying

No matter if you’re 18 or 88… Venturing into the world of adult toys IS a big deal.

We curated some of the feedback our “first-timers” had on Triple Vibe.

"Got me there in 45 seconds flat 💀"

I was so nervous… But this thingie had me seeing stars. Like, it got me there in 45 seconds flat. I actually thought I passed out for a second lol.

— Kayla M., Houston, TX

— Kayla M., Lancashire

"My very first toy and I'm so glad it was this one"

I was nervous about buying my first vibrator. Didn't know what to expect or if I'd even know how to use it. But this was so easy - one button, soft silicone, and so comfortable. Made me feel confident instead of awkward.

— Nicole R., San Diego, CA

— Nicole R., Suffolk

"I was scared it would be too intense for me"

Super sensitive and most things hurt or are way too much. I started on level 1 and it felt like gentle breathing on my skin. I worked my way up slowly. Perfect for sensitive beginners who thought they couldn't use toys 🥺

— Samantha L., Chicago, IL

— Samantha L., Bexley

"Thought it was just another overhyped thing"

Honestly, I rolled my eyes at all the reviews thinking they were fake. I bought it anyway because I really needed something. Holy shit was I wrong. This thing actually delivers on the hype. Should have trusted other women's experiences 😅

— Brittany H., Miami, FL

— Brittany H., Calderdale

"I was worried my partner would feel replaced"

My boyfriend was weird about me getting toys at first. Now he's the one who brings it out during foreplay lol. He loves watching me use it and it's made things so much better for both of us. Toys aren't competition they're teammates 💕

— Erica J., Denver, CO

— Erica J., Liverpool

"At 32, I figured I should know my body by now"

I felt embarrassed that I couldn't figure out what worked for me. This helped me understand what I actually like instead of just guessing. Now I can tell partners exactly what feels good. Game changer for my confidence.

— Lauren P., New York, NY

— Lauren P., Oldham

Your Biggest Questions Answered (FAQ)

This Early-Access Offer Is Only Available for a Short Time

Right now, you can claim the Triple Vibe at a special early-access price —

and receive these exclusive bonuses as a thank-you for trusting us:

✔️ Free Shipping – discreet, fast, and included with your order.
✔️ Risk-Free Guarantee – try it, explore it, and return it if it’s not for you.

…But Please Be Warned

Because this is an early-access offer, stock is limited.

We can’t promise this price (or these bonuses) will be available again.

If your body’s been quietly craving more pleasure, more ease, more fun…

This is the moment to say YES to your inner Sex Goddess.

This is the moment to say YES to Triple Vibe.

Click The Button Below To Claim Yours:

Today's Price: $154 → $97

Today's Price: £135 → £85

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Limited to 100 orders or until

— whichever comes first. If you see the checkout page, your order is reserved. If not, the offer may have closed.

👉 Yes, I Want My Triple Vibe Now

This is a one-time purchase. There are NO hidden fees or subscriptions. Just your new favorite toy, delivered discreetly.

This is a one-time purchase. There are NO hidden fees or subscriptions. Just your new favourite toy, delivered discreetly.